The Cheetos made me do it!

I have this strange addiction to Cheetos. Not the poofy kind. Only the crunchy kind. What is it with the Cheetos? They call me from the kitchen. "Andy... We are in the pantry. You want to indulge..."

I can't hardly control myself. I go to the kitchen to find my Cheeto snack there on the shelf waiting for me. I go to get a bowl and there are none. The bows are all in the dishwasher. what to do now? Eat from the bag? No. Can't do that. I might eat the whole thing. Put them on a plate? No, they will slide all over the place. Run the dishwasher and pull a hot bowl out once it is complete? No, that takes too long.

Cheetos!!!

It isn't alcohol, it isn't nicotine. It is a powdered substance on crunchy snacks that is supposed to taste like cheese. Who has ever had crunchy cheese? Sounds gross. But no! I enjoy crunchy Cheetos.
I may need help for this.